[Dual Post]

[punchdrunkdouble]

Journal Post

Finally fucking got a goddamn ride to Domino.

Gonna have to do something to make it up to Teach after they had to go through what sounded like some stupid dream logic quest to cut red tape and shit.

Event Post

::So there's this Chinese lookin' chick with a heavily modded Osiris Red outfit hanging around the Rail Station and nearby areas.

A) She's trying to find a map on the burner Smartphone she got.

B) She's beaten up a guy and stuffed him in a trashcan.

C) She's showing a pamphlet with kinda crappy drawings. Asking questions about the subjects on said crappy pamphlet.

Pick your poison::

Comments

[punchdrunkdouble]

Xiuying. No pet names.

::Puffs out smoke.::

And yeah, they do. Like me becoming a bitch on wheels. But not Her Ladyship.

[dreammoonchild]

Uh...

[punchdrunkdouble]

What, Tits?

[dreammoonchild]

Let's talk about explaining everything, I guess...?

[punchdrunkdouble]

You exploded me into math because you listened to Bohr after I advised you multiple times it was a shit for brains idea.

Then when I run into you next, you're running after some dumbass playing with portals.

That about sum it up, Fuzz for Brains?

[dreammoonchild]

Y-yeah, basically!

And she's one of my two fiancees.

[punchdrunkdouble]

You're telling me you're capable of actual empathy and personal connection?

Or are these girls your slaves you bought at market and brainwashed?

[dreammoonchild]

Shockingly enough, empathy!

[punchdrunkdouble]

Sounds like a load of crap, Princess.

[dreammoonchild]

Trust me, I agree! Mom put in overtime to actually give me a sense of morality!

And forced me to socialize!

Without magic for at least a year!

[punchdrunkdouble]

So what, now you're a good two-shoes force of good and justice and rainbows and ballons and all that shit?

BULLSHIT!

::Munch munch munch, puff puff puff.::

[dreammoonchild]

I said empathy.

I didn't say become some dumbass nicey-nice.

I'm still selfish.

Just I extend that selfishness to people important to me.

Like I said, things change.

[punchdrunkdouble]

Ha ha ha!

The idea of you being concerned about anything other than yourself or Her Ladyship just seems ludicrious.

[dreammoonchild]

Well, I'm trying!

::Slurping a milkshake.::

[dreammoonchild]

... Uh, could I ask you a favor.

[punchdrunkdouble]

... Like?

You and favors don't exactly have a great track record, Princess.

[dreammoonchild]

I need an officiating minister for my wedding which is a triangular wedding! And I trust you! No earth priest seems to want to do it!

[punchdrunkdouble]

::Blink.::

... Sorry, I thought I just heard you say you trust me.

[dreammoonchild]

I... do?

I'm pretty sure I do.

[punchdrunkdouble]

...

I'll think about it.

But I want to meet Her Ladyship first.

Can you arrange that or take me to her?

[dreammoonchild]

... I can probably arrange it.

Arranging might be best.

[punchdrunkdouble]

Fine.

So tell me 'bout this wedding.

::Munch munch munch, slurp.::

[dreammoonchild]

Well it's going to be me, Katherine and Sabrina... And it'll involve this card and...

::Fade out.::