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Finally fucking got a goddamn ride to Domino.

Gonna have to do something to make it up to Teach after they had to go through what sounded like some stupid dream logic quest to cut red tape and shit.

Event Post

::So there's this Chinese lookin' chick with a heavily modded Osiris Red outfit hanging around the Rail Station and nearby areas.

A) She's trying to find a map on the burner Smartphone she got.

B) She's beaten up a guy and stuffed him in a trashcan.

C) She's showing a pamphlet with kinda crappy drawings. Asking questions about the subjects on said crappy pamphlet.

Pick your poison::

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Xiuying. No pet names.

::Puffs out smoke.::

And yeah, they do. Like me becoming a bitch on wheels. But not Her Ladyship.

Uh...

What, Tits?

Let's talk about explaining everything, I guess...?

You exploded me into math because you listened to Bohr after I advised you multiple times it was a shit for brains idea.

Then when I run into you next, you're running after some dumbass playing with portals.

That about sum it up, Fuzz for Brains?

Y-yeah, basically!

And she's one of my two fiancees.

You're telling me you're capable of actual empathy and personal connection?

Or are these girls your slaves you bought at market and brainwashed?

Shockingly enough, empathy!

Sounds like a load of crap, Princess.

Trust me, I agree! Mom put in overtime to actually give me a sense of morality!

And forced me to socialize!

Without magic for at least a year!

So what, now you're a good two-shoes force of good and justice and rainbows and ballons and all that shit?

BULLSHIT!

::Munch munch munch, puff puff puff.::

I said empathy.

I didn't say become some dumbass nicey-nice.

I'm still selfish.

Just I extend that selfishness to people important to me.

Like I said, things change.