[Dual Post]

[punchdrunkdouble]

Journal Post

Finally fucking got a goddamn ride to Domino.

Gonna have to do something to make it up to Teach after they had to go through what sounded like some stupid dream logic quest to cut red tape and shit.

Event Post

::So there's this Chinese lookin' chick with a heavily modded Osiris Red outfit hanging around the Rail Station and nearby areas.

A) She's trying to find a map on the burner Smartphone she got.

B) She's beaten up a guy and stuffed him in a trashcan.

C) She's showing a pamphlet with kinda crappy drawings. Asking questions about the subjects on said crappy pamphlet.

Pick your poison::

Comments

[punchdrunkdouble]

::Positioning herself on top of Ashley, foot stomping her repeatedly.::

Firstly: You kidnapped me because you wanted to play with me! And kept crying to Her Ladyship!

::Stomp!::

Two: You exploded me into math after you kept listening to the damn cat!

::Stomp!::

Thirdly: You said you'd explain everything and then vanished when I got shoved into an Isolated 'Dorm'!

::Stomp!::

[dreammoonchild]

... Z-Zoey?

::Startled.::

[punchdrunkdouble]

Lulu X1U-Y1N5 at your service, 'Princess'.

::Grind grind grind.::

[dreammoonchild]

::Flapping and flailing her arms.::

I was a kid! Bohr is really convincing! And you poofed after that night so I couldn't talk!

[punchdrunkdouble]

You realize the former two make it REALLY fucking hard, bitch, to trust you on the third, right?

[dreammoonchild]

A... little, Zeezee?

[punchdrunkdouble]

::Stomp!::

No cutesy child friendship names!

You're in a load of trouble, you shit eating bitch!

[dreammoonchild]

... Can. Can I ask where the weird foul-mouthed personality came from?

::Blinking.::

[punchdrunkdouble]

Months of Spartan Training and Torture from Hell at Ryozanpaku after I woke up on Earth with Amnesia and got kidnapped by them! They caused a fugue state, bimbitch!

[dreammoonchild]

That sounds bad.

But the attitude's kind of hot...

[dreammoonchild]

So. Can we sit down and talk about all of this and make less of a scene in public?

[punchdrunkdouble]

... And I should trust you why to speak even a lick of honesty or truth?

[dreammoonchild]

... You can ask Mom to corroborate things, I guess?

[punchdrunkdouble]

::Lightning a cigarette.::

So she is on this planet.

[dreammoonchild]

Yeah!

... So. Can you stop using me as a foot pillow?

::Cough.::

[punchdrunkdouble]

I'm thinking...

[dreammoonchild]

Uh.

I'll buy you a burger and a shake.

[punchdrunkdouble]

You suck at bargaining but I'm REALLY fucking hungry.