[Closed Event Post]

[punchdrunkdouble]

::So I'm waiting in Domino Park, sitting at a bench, at Aisling's instruction.

It's been a while, so she's smoking a cigarette, reading a combat manual. Occasionally look at her smartphone's screen, tapping her foot.::

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[punchdrunkdouble]

That's because you are The Queen of Queens, The Mother of All Horrors, The Crimson Extinction Incarnate, The First and Greatest Witch, and The Demiurge With The Crown Marked With "BEAST".

It'd be rude to not acknowledge Royalty, Milady.

[theheadmonarch]

I still don't know where you and Ashley get that last one from.

[punchdrunkdouble]

As I've explained before, during my previous tenure, Your Ladyship: Simply put, you are touched by the [Dom Dleifymt Tcypem] in one way or another, and the armor and authority it has granted you is marked marked by the term "BEAST" in the truest and oldest of languages.



As such, you are Royalty, and whether or not you abducted me matters not a lick of pig piss, Ma'am.

[theheadmonarch]

I guess!

[theheadmonarch]

So Ashley tells me you'll be officiating her wedding?

[punchdrunkdouble]

That's the idea, even if I think she's going to blow herself up.

[theheadmonarch]

And that you're mad at her?

[punchdrunkdouble]

Yup. She's a dumb stupid cunt, and she exploded me into math and possibly temporarily killed you.

So I'm kinda pissed at her stupid bitch ass.

[theheadmonarch]

... Wanna go get ice cream?

[punchdrunkdouble]

If you don't mind. I'm absolutely starving!

[theheadmonarch]

::Getting up.::

Well then, let's.

Scene End