[Closed Event Post]

[punchdrunkdouble]

::So I'm waiting in Domino Park, sitting at a bench, at Aisling's instruction.

It's been a while, so she's smoking a cigarette, reading a combat manual. Occasionally look at her smartphone's screen, tapping her foot.::

Comments

[punchdrunkdouble]

... Seriously, I don't know who you are, Toots.

[theheadmonarch]

Sure you do!

[the_deadlights]

::The world blinks for a moment, as unearthly lights glow overhead in the Zorth direction. Before it blinks again, and there's...::

[theheadmonarch]

::The tacky lady.::

[punchdrunkdouble]

...

Your Ladyship, you really look awful. Like really, really awful.

[theheadmonarch]

What. How!?

::Whiiiine.::

[punchdrunkdouble]

You've ruined your hair, and you look... cheap.

Really, really. 'Cheap'. Is the best way I can put it.

[theheadmonarch]

Rude! This is very pretty, thank you very much, I'll have you know.

And you don't get to talk when you have a potty mouth now, young lady!

::Scolding motherly.::

[punchdrunkdouble]

... It's a long dumb story, but I'm glad to see you're okay, Milady.

[theheadmonarch]

The same, sweetie.

::Ruffles Xiuying's hair.::

So, do you wish to return to your previous duties?

[punchdrunkdouble]

Of course, your Ladyship. But I have to finish school first.

[theheadmonarch]

::Plops down, sitting next to you.::

Well, education is important, dear. And I can always wait. Your studies come first.

[punchdrunkdouble]

I will try and expedite them to the best of my abilities, as the facility would rather not have me.

[theheadmonarch]

Good girl... Though your deference to me still throws me for a loop.

[punchdrunkdouble]

That's because you are The Queen of Queens, The Mother of All Horrors, The Crimson Extinction Incarnate, The First and Greatest Witch, and The Demiurge With The Crown Marked With "BEAST".

It'd be rude to not acknowledge Royalty, Milady.

[theheadmonarch]

I still don't know where you and Ashley get that last one from.

[punchdrunkdouble]

As I've explained before, during my previous tenure, Your Ladyship: Simply put, you are touched by the [Dom Dleifymt Tcypem] in one way or another, and the armor and authority it has granted you is marked marked by the term "BEAST" in the truest and oldest of languages.



As such, you are Royalty, and whether or not you abducted me matters not a lick of pig piss, Ma'am.

[theheadmonarch]

I guess!

[theheadmonarch]

So Ashley tells me you'll be officiating her wedding?

[punchdrunkdouble]

That's the idea, even if I think she's going to blow herself up.

[theheadmonarch]

And that you're mad at her?

[punchdrunkdouble]

Yup. She's a dumb stupid cunt, and she exploded me into math and possibly temporarily killed you.

So I'm kinda pissed at her stupid bitch ass.

[theheadmonarch]

... Wanna go get ice cream?

[punchdrunkdouble]

If you don't mind. I'm absolutely starving!

[theheadmonarch]

::Getting up.::

Well then, let's.

Scene End